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To be a SysAdmin all you gotta do is this:

- Read the documentation
- Yell "FUCK" at computer
- Copy and paste

I've been doing this for over three years trust me.

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Infinite scroll is back! Dark mode will be an option too. #pixelfed

sooooo after watching Police Academy and The Net I am happy and I can go to bed :)

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sure sex is great, but have you tried pulling your socks off with the opposite feet after a long day?

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@stevelord @thog *calls BSD a linux distro and watches the fireworks*

@TheEnbyperor ha xD looks like I am living in 64b world for too long xD

@jane I wouldn't say fun, but it was satisfying :) especially unwinding the possibilities ;)

Ok... 7 and credits started rolling. I might "finished"

Ok 6.... Fifth one was strangely entertaining xD

5 and now it is starting to be interresting

So.... 4... Is it a dead end tho if it let's you go to credits? 🤔

Watching bandersnatch.... Already hit dead end twice 🤔

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1 Billion! That's how many monthly searches we served in January. (Yes, that’s a record.) We're publicly loving this very private start to 2019

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A family can be anything! Two moms and an uncle. A mom and a dad. dirt, alone, eating a "family size" box of Mac & Cheese. All equally valid!

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He's making a list and checking it twice, the information commissioner's office would like a word with Santa over his implementation of GDPR.

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CVE-2019-7308 kernel/bpf/verifier.c in the Linux kernel before 4.20.6 performs undesirable out-of-bounds speculation on pointer arithmetic in various cases, including cases of different branches with different state or limits to ... bit.ly/2BeoDSU

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Pojdme si hrat s mastodonem :) Umime cesky, slovensky a anglicky. Ostatnim nerozumime, ale rvat se nebudeme ;)